The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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