what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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