I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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