Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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