good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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