we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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