Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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