How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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