I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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