Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Vodka?
Forever.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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