I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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