I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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