she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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