I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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