if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Quick, to the slutcave!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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