I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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