let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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