Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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