Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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