This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Randomize
