We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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