Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
please don't ironically join a cult
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