i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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