Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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