Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
