There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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