I think I died a long time ago.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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