what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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