If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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