Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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