I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize