Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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