think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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