Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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