Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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