scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I lost the right to judge tonight
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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