Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
