Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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