Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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