no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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