He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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