Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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