youre lurking in front of me
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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