I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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