Sry I called you an 8
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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