Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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