i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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