Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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