just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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