Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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