i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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