Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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