Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
