Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
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