I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
